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The Bit Clare Told Me Not to Write

Look, I know this was meant to be a neat little blog section with bullet points and tidy headings but that’s not really how I work.

So, if you’re here, grab a brew. This is where I tell you all the things Clare said were “too much detail” like why we still wrap clothes in acid-free tissue, how many irons we’ve gone through since 1963, and the time we once cleaned an entire tent (don’t ask).